The hallowed halls of automotive justice are shaking as the Jerry Rigg U class of 2023 tosses its backward caps into the dumpster (which is on fire, of course!), dons their blue t-shirts, and unleashes hell upon unsuspecting automotive culture.
We bout to infiltrate every facet of the internal combustion universe and there’s no stopping the deafening sound of horsetorques filling the air.
Classes in “Critical Racing Theory”, “Zip Tying for Power”, and “Advanced Duct Tape Rescue Techniques” arm students with knowledge that will give them the edge whenever wheel-to-wheel competition or mere survival is at hand. While other humans have opted for a useless law degree, which won’t get them from Point A to Point B faster than any other human, our students have everything they need to arrive first or on fire, guaranteeing them the win or style points!
Don’t possess a Jerry Rigg U diploma yet?
Missing out on the action?
Got FOMO whenever you spot a group of graduates gathering?
Don’t worry; Jerry offers an advanced curriculum via automotive osmosis and you can jump right from newbie to master as soon as you don this new, blue Jerry Rigg U t shirt.
Is it just that easy? Of course it is. You can always trust a dude who misspells stuff on the diploma.