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My official summertime shirt!
Successful people tend to visualize their goals. That’s all well and good when you’re zoned out in a desk at the back of class or at your cousins wedding, but closing your eyes to see yourself with every power-adder known to man and the breakfast of champions in front of you is usually pretty dangerous. You don’t want to be driving, running or performing open heart surgery with your orbs clamped shut and drool dripping off your lip as your indulge in the Finer Things in Life.
In the interest of personal safety and bettering our environment I give you a new shirt that will safely and effectively put those finer things right where you and the rest of the world can see without risking life or limb.
This shirt is soft, comfy and I guarantee it’s not made from elephant tusks or donkey butts. You can thank me later.