If you’re looking to seriously upgrade your racing program then look no further than Ray’s Welding Service’ All-Natural Weight Reduction System.

This gluten-free, cage-free, lactose-free, free-range and organic mass removal system is no ordinary automotive diet. Ray’s recipe does what no lithium ion battery or titanium bellhousing can do; long after those expensive racing parts have become obsolete, damaged, or had their SFI safety certification expire, Ray’s program will remain actively working for you, shedding precious pounds from all areas of your racecar, not just the spots you spent your hard earned dollars on.

It’s better than any expensive and exotic material you can source and best of all, Ray’s results speak for themselves because your car is guaranteed to be lighter, faster and sketchier! In fact, the longer you can keep patching your car together with zip ties, bailing wire, and duct tape, the lighter your car will be.

What’s the secret to Ray’s system? Well, it’s a specific ratio of oxygen and water molecules attacking, ahem, modifying the exposed ferrous metal surfaces of your car. Properly employed and liberally applied to anything made of iron or steel, Ray’s system will result in the oxidation of the metal which will make it lighter.

Ok, it’s rust. I’m talking about rust. But it’s a special kind of rust—It’s rust with a purpose, OK. Dedicate a small amount of your racing program’s resources to Ray’s system and in no time at all you’ll begin to see quicker lap times and enjoy a true patina that you just can’t get from a vinyl wrap or airbrushed paint job.

But wait, there’s more! If you live in a moist climate (I’m looking at you, Florida Man!) Ray’s All-Natural Weight Reduction Program will provide a Bluetooth chassis and transparent body panels in 3 months or less! Can it all be that easy? Yes it can, but you’ve got to act now before this offer expires or some unwitting “friend” spray paints your car!