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Finding that special someone isn’t easy.
You can spend your entire life waiting, searching, bar-hopping, swiping, waiting again, even stalking that person. Why not cut to the chase (and avoid being chased by the law for stalking people,) and change your profile picture to something that expresses who you truly are?
Why not don your new favorite Finnegan Speed And Marine shirt, snap a selfie, and send it out into the webisphere and show the world, nee’ the universe (Because aliens are on Facebook, too.) what you’re actually all about? Be honest with yourself and let that light shine bright; You want red hot, nasty, forced induction speed courtesy of the greatest power-adder the world has ever known—the turbocharger!
The Spirit Animal shirt does what no ordinary garment can do; It simultaneously protects your skin from harmful elements surrounding our planet (Yes, I made that up.) while explicitly announcing your intentions to everyone lucky enough to witness your steez.
Get one today and let someone you care about who has no clue who you are bask in the glow of your Spirit Animal.