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  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
The “I still have it!” Edition Square Force 1 shirt

A few years ago, while the OG Roadkill ramp truck was in the body shop, I bought Big Red, a 38ft long ramp truck with an aluminum box over the ramp area. This was a serious upgrade; my ramp truck fun was now enclosed and the cargo, safe from the elements.

Then I found Square Force 1 and I thought I had achieved ramp truck nirvana. SF1 had it all; big block towing power, a mint-condition interior, an aluminum box and looks that could kill. This great white elephant of a tow rig screams “Look at me!”, which is helpful because nobody has yet to crash into it.

Anyway, after buying SF1, I stumbled upon Lincoln Hawk, which is an even bigger enclosed ramp truck, and again, nirvana, at least for a little while. Lincoln Hawk ended up not being right for me (my head bouncing off the headliner when the road was rough may have something to do with selling it!). I sold Lincoln Hawk to a real cool dude and also traded Big Red away for a less rusty ramp truck, which I also sold. In short, I have experienced nearly every facet of the ramp truck genre and although I’ve sold several of them, I still have two left. The OG is still in the body shop and I still own SF1, though I’ll admit, I have entertained the idea of parting with it.

The thing is that every time I think I’ve found the right caretaker for SF1, it doesn’t end up working out. I’m kinda happy I still have the old girl. Maybe it’s the ‘80s-inspired graphics adorning the side of this behemoth. Perhaps the smooth ride, which the bent and overloaded Chevy chassis provides, is what keeps her in the stable. Whatever it is, I’m still in love with the ol girl and so I’m switching things up now and celebrating our relationship with a black SF1 shirt instead of the traditional white tee.

I make no promises with regards to retaining SF1 but I do promise this will be one of the softest, sexiest shirts you ever slide over your torso. *the FDA has not approved of this statement. *neither does the FBI, CIA, OSHA or my mama. *but trust me—this sh&t is soft and cuddly!!!

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