Six months ago I wouldn’t have made a hoodie to celebrate the engine between Blasphemi’s frame rails. I would rather have set the thing on fire, pushed it off a cliff and then ran the Hemi over with a bulldozer right before I put the hex on its aluminum engine block, banishing it to a dimension without beer, bacon or speed parts. Seriously. The Hemi was worse than unreliable; it was downright bitter and determined to break every single time I cracked the throttle wide open.

But then I met a man named Pete and after he worked his magic upon the hemispherical combustion chambers and the surrounding parts, the Hemi responded with unprecedented performance and reliability.

We won Drag Week with the Hemi. I commuted with the Hemi. I hugged the Hemi. As a result I asked Pete if he’d ever had another man proclaim unconditional love for him. Anyway, the Hemi rules and so will you when you wear this bangin' new hoodie from Finnegan Speed and Marine.