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All orders mailed to a United States address will be sent via USPS with 2-Day or 3-Day delivery. Saturday delivery is included where available.
Note: transit times may vary due to the availability of the Postal Service.

All orders placed before 6pm Eastern time Monday - Friday, will ship out the same day, unless otherwise stated. Orders placed over the weekend will ship out Monday by 5pm, unless otherwise stated.
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We ship to all APO and FPO military addresses.
  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
The Finer Things in Life T-shirt

Successful people tend to visualize their goals. That’s all well and good when you’re zoned out in a desk at the back of class or at your cousins wedding, but closing your eyes to see yourself with every power-adder known to man and the breakfast of champions in front of you is usually pretty dangerous. You don’t want to be driving, running or performing open heart surgery with your orbs clamped shut and drool dripping off your lip as your indulge in the Finer Things in Life.

In the interest of personal safety and bettering our environment I give you a new shirt that will safely and effectively put those finer things right where you and the rest of the world can see without risking life or limb.

This shirt is soft, comfy and I guarantee it’s not made from elephant tusks or donkey butts. You can thank me later.

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*FSM logo on the back of the neck

$24.99 each
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