This hoodie doesn’t hide, cower or pretend to be something its not.
This hoodie doesn’t shrink in the face of adversity or a commercial clothes drier.
This hoodie goes for two in overtime. This hoodie shoots the deep 3 like Steph during warm-ups.
This hoodie once settled a beef between a ricer and a hot rodder at 2am on a Saturday with nothing more than a 40 and some zip ties.
This hoodie knows what time it is and what the ladies like - 15 pound bottles of NOS, an 8-71 high-helix blower, 88mm Promod turbos, and three pounds of crispy, maple-cured pork sliced into parallel strips.
This hoodie appreciates the Finer Things in Life just like you do.