This hoodie doesn’t hide, cower or pretend to be something its not.
This hoodie doesn’t shrink in the face of adversity.
This hoodie goes for two in overtime. This hoodie shoots the deep 3 like Steph during warm-ups.
This hoodie once settled a beef between a ricer and a hot rodder at 2am on a Saturday with nothing more than a 40 and some zip ties.
This hoodie knows what time it is and what the ladies like - 15 pound bottles of NOS, an 8-71 high-helix blower, 88mm Promod turbos, and three pounds of crispy, maple-cured pork sliced into parallel strips.
This hoodie appreciates the Finer Things in Life just like you do.