It’s been a hot one this summer and according to our calculations, this spinning orb of molten hot magma that we are all coexisting upon isn’t doing us any favors right now.

Of course our go-to fit is usually a black shirt because nine times out of ten when we are out and about we end up lying beneath some four-wheel treasure. However, this summer we felt the need to protect ourselves from scorching heat with The Cruel Summer Shirt, a garment that slays fashion while keeping us cooler than the other side of the pillow.

The white cotton base is appropriate for all occasions; whether your boarding a spacecraft bound for the moon or just crossing over to the other side of the tracks to visit your baby mama, this kit will make cosmonauts and sister-in-laws jealous. And because the font lets the world know what you’re really all about, you can easily slide on into a stranger’s Sunday brunch or their DMs.

The Cruel Summer Shirt: making the world a cooler place since Summer of 2023.