Ever have one of those days when you just want to blend in rather than attract the usual amount of attention that a superior automotive ninja like yourself does?

Does practicing the art of mechanical sherlocking (Yes, I did just invent a new word!) prevent you from exiting the auto parts store in a timely manner because you feel the need to help every single person in line?

Have you ever been trapped in a gas station parking lot because nobody would get out of the way of your four-wheeled work of art because they just could’t help but stare at it?

It’s a curse, but there is a solution and it comes in the form of this soft, cuddly, chameleon-like fit from Finnegan Speed and Marine.

The Chameleon tee will have you moving freely among “normal” humans the second you put it on. You’ll enjoy the mobility so much that you may never want to take it off, even for special occasions like your indoctrination into MENSA.