From the twisted minds that brought you edible zip ties, the inflatable carb scoop, and assless chaps, comes a hoodie inspired by every unfinished Chevrolet C-series project truck in existence.

The C10 Life Hoodie makes it OK to roll around with enough primer spots that your truck looks like a drunken, flatulent cow. This hoodie is like a permission slip to blast donuts around the hood with parts falling off your Chevy. Go ahead, creep into a show in a C10 with wheels that cost more than the entire truck. We understand.

There is beauty in being broke, er, purposely ignoring paint, bodywork, trim and substandard upholstery work. You’ll get to that stuff someday. Or not. The C10 Life Hoodie don’t judge.