You know what’s better than two hotties riding with you?

Two full bottles of ice cold nitrous oxide chillin and ready to inject massive amounts of horsetorques into your underpowered engine. That’ll make any car suck less, even the legendaryily (Yeah, I just invented a word.) slow Ford Pinto.

How do I know? I just bought my first Pinto and it sucks but I plan to install nawz ASAP. See, I’m married so the odds of having two hotties riding shotty in my Pinto are slim to none but I can buy nitrous today and my car can suck less by tomorrow. The math math’s just fine on this one, my friends.

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