Holiday Shipping Schedule ▾
All orders mailed to a United States address will be sent via the Post Office. Your postage includes 2 to 5 day delivery. Postage automatically includes 1 to 3 day delivery, when available. Saturday delivery is also included, when available.
Note: transit times may vary due to the availability of the Post Office.
All orders placed before 6pm Eastern time Monday - Friday, will ship out the same day, unless otherwise noted. Orders placed after 6pm Eastern will ship out the following business day. Orders placed over the weekend will ship out Monday by 5pm.
International Orders will be sent via UPS, then delivered by your country's national carrier once it clears Customs. Delivery dates are not guaranteed. Orders may need additional processing time by the carriers and may experience unforeseen delays.
$2 for each item +
per order
An "order" can have multiple items.
Currency is in USD.

We also ship to all APO and FPO military addresses.
  • 6 Panel Design
  • Mid profile with a 3 1/2" Crown
  • Curved visor
Size Size in Inches
S/M 6 3/4" - 7 1/4"
L/XL 7 1/8" - 7 5/8"
Stealth Edition - FSM Curved Bill Hat

Like a sniper silently rising up out of the early morning fog or a short kid reaching up from under the kitchen table for the first piece of birthday cake, the Stealth Edition FSM hat strikes without warning and then is gone without a trace.

This beautifully designed and expertly crafted protector of the cranium will *not* deflect silver bullets from cutting short an epic adventure, nor will it prevent bullies from taking your cake, but it will deftly apply unto you a renewed sense of self-confidence.

Walk into a room wearing this heralded piece of headwear and savor the double-takes as lesser humans wonder, “Is that a Finnegan Speed and Marine Hat he’s (or she’s) wearing?” Then, without breaking stride, turn to those fools and emphatically blurt out, “you damn right it is!” Leave the room with a belly full of satisfaction.

Your life is now complete.

$24.99 each
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