You know what they say, a happy wife equals a happy life. The same holds true for boyfriends, crazy ex-girlfriends, and your mama. So, when your significant other wants you to dress up and go out on the town but you still wanna keep it real, reach for the FSM Stealth Bomber t-shirt.

The black on black design subtly lets the world know what you’re all about while still showing those who truly matter that you care enough not to wear your Power Tour ’97 tee to a funeral or an engagement dinner. As always, Finnegan Speed and Marine shirts are made of the softest, US-made, making them perfect for detailing your car or loaning to the one you love on those cold nights at home.

So grab one or two of these bad boys and keep the daggers from flying from your loved ones eyes in your direction.