This is social distancing done right.

Can’t trust the media, the government or Tinder anymore? Worried that the one you love is the one that might give ya the Rona? Well, tell Nana, Grandpa or your sidechick to maintain their distance by posting up in the third row of the wagon!

Family Trucksters have been cool since Clark took his clan to Wally World, and now the Wagon’s utilitarian goodness is highlighted by the fact that you can indeed maintain that all-important social distance between other humans by choosing a row of seats that’s nowhere near anyone else. It doesn’t get any better than this! You can stay away from any foul smell or random virus and still make miles toward the next choke n’ puke truck stop!

Don’t have your own Wagon Queen Family Truckster? Do the next best thing for mankind and grab the latest super-soft, long-lasting Finnegan Speed and Marine apparel. Show the world the way to a disease-free society! Thanks to the internets you’ll have zero buyer’s remorse, even paying for the shirt is safe!