In the movies, bad guys wear black and the fastest cars are usually red, so its no coincidence that this here brain bonnet looks as good as it goes.
The Speed Demon Hat is more than just a trucker cap, its a ventilated accessory piece for the driver who knows speed is where you find it and going fast in the summertime is always better when you stay cool.
Woven from the finest cheetah hind quarter fibers (hence the speed) and sewn using the blubber of an albino baby Megladon shark, this hat (Not me.) guarantees to add 3 mph to the top speed anything you drive whenever you wear it on dayz that end in the letter Z.
So splurge on yourself or any other soul who needs a little hot, nasty speed in their life and grab three Speed Demon Hats—you’ll be glad you did on Saturdayz.