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  • High Quality Vinyl Stickers
  • Die Cut
Slam Gears, Take Beards Sticker Pack

I relive my victory over Jon Chase every day when I look in the mirror and my masterful face mane is still there and looking strong.

When your friend asks you why you have a sticker of a beard trimmer, tell them the story of when I drove 2,000 miles across the country, revived Blasphemi's engine back from the dead (that was close), and put pedal to the metal to win the duel at the NHRA Winter Nationals.

Each pack includes 4 Stickers:
- one 8.5" Slam Gears Take Beards Bumper Sticker
- one 5.33" Blasphemi Wheelie sticker
- one Special Edition 4" FSM Beard Clippers sticker
- one Special Edition 3.75" wide FSM logo Sticker

$9.99 each
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