In life we have a lot of opportunities to be average, even boring while still being successful. Bat .275 in baseball and you’re likely to score runs and win games. Meh. Show up to work on time, do your job and you’re gonna get paid even if you’re not the best at what ya do. Boo.

When it comes to cars I believe we all should strive for greatness because getting behind the wheel is one of the few moments in life when you can truly be free.

As long as you don’t own some computer-controlled, silver four-door blob, gripping leather or even plastic makes you the master of your own destiny. Go where you want, when you want, in a manner that you see fit.

Cars offer the last true measure of freedom so I say don’t waste your time with an average auto. Drive something fast, loud and sketchy! If you’re gonna bust your ass to buy two tons of metal and pay for registration, insurance and 5 dollar-a-gallon fuel, then make damn sure the time spent between the white lines is seared into your dome for years to come.

Your ride should be loud, obnoxious, a little scary, and most of all, memorable. Like that one beautiful girl at that concert who you only met once, who drained your wallet, stole a car and nearly sent both of you to County. Cars should be like her. This shirt celebrates that. Even if your right now car isn’t the right car, you can don this soft, cuddly shirt and remember when your ride was as fine as she was.