Holiday Shipping Schedule ▾
All orders mailed to a United States address will be sent via the Post Office. Your postage includes 2 to 5 day delivery. Postage automatically includes 1 to 3 day delivery, when available. Saturday delivery is also included, when available.
Note: transit times may vary due to the availability of the Post Office.
All orders placed before 6pm Eastern time Monday - Friday, will ship out the same day, unless otherwise noted. Orders placed after 6pm Eastern will ship out the following business day. Orders placed over the weekend will ship out Monday by 5pm.
International Orders will be sent via UPS, then delivered by your country's national carrier once it clears Customs. Delivery dates are not guaranteed. Orders may need additional processing time by the carriers and may experience unforeseen delays.
$2 for each item +
per order
An "order" can have multiple items.
Currency is in USD.

We also ship to all APO and FPO military addresses.
  • High Quality Vinyl Stickers
  • Die Cut
Rusty Stickers for Your Ride!

Rust is good. It’s dependable. For heaven’s sake, it’s organic!

Once you discover the freedom that can only be achieved by owning a rusty ride, you’ll quickly enjoy no longer caring about frivolous things such as shiny paint, a structurally sound chassis, or even regularly scheduled maintenance. You’ll feel alive and your wallet will thank you. And if you ever find yourself doubting some of the choices you’ve made in life, as rust eventually eats holes in your ride, just slap one of these here premium stickers over the holes and keep on truckin.

After all, FSM stickers are certified non-GMO, non CEO, free-range and ultra sticky icky! *our certification specialist resigned after a freak hovercraft accident so nobody has really certified anything around here in years.

However, I slapped one of these stickers on your mom’s front door, and it’s still there so these must be certifiably good and stuff.

Each pack includes 4 Stickers:
- one 8.5" Rust Is Lighter Than Carbon Fiber Bumper Sticker
- one Special Edition 3.75" Rust Is Lighter Sticker
- one Special Edition 4.25" #ThatllBuffOut Sticker
- one 3.25" FSM Logo Sticker

$10.95 each
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