Baby, it’s cold outside but you don’t have to be. Just slip the heat seeking missile of headwear over your locks and feel the warmth that the Rojo Grande beanie provides.

Crafted from the finest faux not-endangered animal species pelt we could find in the good part of Tahiti, Rojo Grande is super absorbent, fragrant-free and definitely not toxic. In fact, this thing is so damn good that after just one outing in said beanie, we guarantee absolutely nothing except that someday you’ll inherit great pizza on a day that ends in the letter “Y”. Now, is that a stellar deal or what?