Here at Finnegan Speed and Marine we use words like Quality, Dedication, and Science.

We use those words as the backbone of a life creating machines of hot, nasty speed. We are super serious about research and destruction, er…development and our credo ensures that the basement garage elicits satisfactory results every time we grab a torch and do work.

Sure, the “quality” might be a bit subjective and today our version of quality could be as simple as all four wheels not falling off the car.

And “dedication” to us could mean never quitting a job unless our scientific method reveals a more efficient way of getting to the cooler.

Obviously it’s not for everyone but it is effective. The one thing I think we can all agree on, though, is the “science.” You can’t fake that stuff and we are just as dedicated to the science of speed as we are about the right way to cook a frozen pizza, which, by the way, is always on the top rack of the oven at a toasty 500F. You can’t put that sh%t on the middle rack at a lukewarm 350F and expect crispy nirvana cause it just ain’t gonna happen.

You also can’t build a hot rod with a weak suck engine and expect it to haul booty. You know why? Because science!

So there you have it, the FSM mantra for effective research and destruction uh development. Sometimes we need a reminder of the mantra so I made a cuddly soft shirt that you can look at in the mirror and be reminded of how to create art on wheels and live a life a life of hot, nasty speed. You can thank me later. Beer or bourbon will do just fine. Thanks and have an excellent day!