You are special. You are an innovator.

While others rely on the comfort and security of a garage, or a carport or even a portable canopy for a place to wrench on their ride, you say “Not today, Satan. Not today!”

And instead of blowing your precious cash on the comfort that comes from a permanent structure over your head, you instead spend your hard earned cash on FSM Merch and speed parts, parts you choose to install anywhere you damn well please. Whether its inside of a coin-op car wash, in the middle of a church parking lot or beneath a freeway overpass, the result is always the same; you get the job done in rain, sleet, hail or snow and with money to spare!

You don’t need no stinking polished concrete shop floor; All you need is a little bit of luck and a few uninterrupted hours outdoors to create your automotive masterpiece.

This shirt is for you, Mr. Parking Lot Parts Installer!