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  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
Parking Lot Parts Installer Shirt

You are special. You are an innovator.

While others rely on the comfort and security of a garage, or a carport or even a portable canopy for a place to wrench on their ride, you say “Not today, Satan. Not today!”

And instead of blowing your precious cash on the comfort that comes from a permanent structure over your head, you instead spend your hard earned cash on FSM Merch and speed parts, parts you choose to install anywhere you damn well please. Whether its inside of a coin-op car wash, in the middle of a church parking lot or beneath a freeway overpass, the result is always the same; you get the job done in rain, sleet, hail or snow and with money to spare!

You don’t need no stinking polished concrete shop floor; All you need is a little bit of luck and a few uninterrupted hours outdoors to create your automotive masterpiece.

This shirt is for you, Mr. Parking Lot Parts Installer!

$26.99 each
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