Hoodie weather has officially hit us square in the jaw like an overhead right from Connor McGregor right before he hits the canvas and makes 40 million dollars. This is why we are dropping hoodies on the daily like an Intro to Physics class.

Since we don’t always want to look like we are about to jack the 7-11 cashier we decided to make a new hoodie in our favorite color: nitrous oxide bottle blue. Dollar for dollar, nitrous is the most economical and fun power-adder, which means that when you factor in its ability to simultaneously keep you warm and cool and multiply that by osmosis and trigonometry, this hoodie must be the single greatest article of clothing ever created by man.

Can I get a judges ruling here? Yes, indeed this is the single greatest article of clothing ever created by man or womankind. Glad we got that sorted out.