Ok, ok, I finally got off my ass and made some FSM hats. So if you're into pastafarianism or simply hate the sun, grab one of these today.

This Official FSM - Fitted Hat is black and includes 2 embroidered FSM logos: a 3in FSM off-center on the front, with a smaller 2.5in FSM on the back.

Note: It can also filter out the dirt on your billet Hemi intake
Note 2: Don't use it to filter out the dirt on your billet Hemi intake.
Note 3: All aluminum, 711ci Hemi, with 1275hp on pump gas not included in purchase.

Get 'em while you can. Limited quantities will be made available.