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  • 100% Hypoallergenic Acrylic
  • Approximately 12 inches uncuffed
Official FSM Beanie

There are a lot of warm hats out there which could grace that amazing dome of yours. Sure, you’ve got some viable options. Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust. That’s insane!

You need this particular beanie not only to keep the winter chill from giving you brain freeze but also to block Hector’s hater vibes from permeating your chill. Just because he’s too slow to outrun the cops doesn’t mean Hector isn’t fast enough to ruin your good times. Hector joined the NIRA circuit to save himself from a grim future on the street. You don’t have that option because as we all know, the NIRA circuit doesn’t exist.

Lucky for you, the FSM Magnet beanie does exist, at least until I run out of them or summer arrives, whichever comes first. Do the right thing and wear this beanie whenever you’re living life a quarter mile at a time and it’s cold outside.

$18.99 each
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