There are a lot of cars out there and most of them do not speak to me. They exist, sure, in bright colors with shiny chrome and expensive widgets, but they do not hold my attention. Price is never indicative of spiritual performance, either.
Those other cars do not stoke the fire within because no matter how much junk in the trunk or rubber on the road, they simply do not play the Music of My People.
Blasphemi plays the Music of My People. With a supercharged 528ci Hemi under the fiberglass hood and breathing through massive 3.5 stainless steel pipes, this car plays music with all the power of Lemmy and since Lemmy is God that means the Hemi is God-like. Hence, the OMGHEMI license plate bolted to the back of this car.
There are definitely other cars out there that can play and perhaps you’ve already found your lead singer. If you’re still playing solo then celebrate the glorious masterpiece that Blasphemi creates every time I push the Start button with your own Music of My People t-shirt.
It’s soft and it’s black, which means if you fall down it won’t look very dirty, and it’s guaranteed to attract other people that feel the same way you and I do about cars. Play on my friends.