My wife shook her head. That’s her usual response to my hare-brained ideas. She means well, but she’s also been around the block and knows that my math doesn’t always math and when I say I’ll be home on Saturday that it usually results in my arrival the following Tuesday.

So it came as no surprise to her that when I said I was going to tow Stubby Bob cross-country with The Stripper Limo truck and I was going to build a Big Block Chevy INSIDE of the Limo as we drove, and I was going to do it all in just one week, that I was late. Typical.

However, Bostick, Freiburger and I DID build the engine for the limo inside the limo while we drove the limo and the entire circus did in fact make it from California to Georgia; It was just a month late and a guy named Turk drove the last 700 miles. But anyway, let’s not focus on what did or didn’t happen.

Instead, let’s turn our attention to the point of this t-shirt, which is to embrace the fact that no matter how ridiculous the idea, it’s not dumb if it works. It also helps if you don’t die and/or end up in county. Remember, Kids, no great story ever began with somebody uttering the words “ So, I was at home eating a Cesar salad.”

Buy this shirt and you’re not only avoiding a fine for indecent exposure but you’re also helping to fund my next dumb, Er, awesome adventure!