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  • 10 oz Cotton/Polyester blend
  • Fleece lined hood
  • Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • Generous Fit
Size Chest Width Length
Small 21 28.5
Medium 23 29.5
Large 24.5 30.5
XL 26.5 31.5
2XL 27.5 32.5
3XL 28.5 33.5
I Love Fossil Fuels Hoodie

What’s more comforting than a soft hoodie?

One that not only envelops you in a perfect layer of warmth and happiness but also has a cute little dinosaur on it! It’s definitely hoodie holiday time and the weather couldn’t be more perfect for the ultimate automotive fashion statement.

You want a cottony-fresh thermal barrier between you and nature and you want to profess your love of petroleum-based propulsion to the universe? No problem.

Got a desire to avoid hypothermia while still staying fresh ya death at your cousins backyard nuptials? We got you fam!

Ignore the haters and Say “Hello!” to The I Love Fossil Fuels hoodie, available now. As always, thanks for the support and that irritating “indecent exposure” citation from local law enforcement by wearing FSM gear.

$59.99 each
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