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All orders mailed to a United States address will be sent via the Post Office. Your postage includes 2 to 5 day delivery. Postage automatically includes 1 to 3 day delivery, when available. Saturday delivery is also included, when available.
Note: transit times may vary due to the availability of the Post Office.
All orders placed before 6pm Eastern time Monday - Friday, will ship out the same day, unless otherwise noted. Orders placed after 6pm Eastern will ship out the following business day. Orders placed over the weekend will ship out Monday by 5pm.
International Orders will be sent via UPS, then delivered by your country's national carrier once it clears Customs. Delivery dates are not guaranteed. Orders may need additional processing time by the carriers and may experience unforeseen delays.
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We also ship to all APO and FPO military addresses.
  • 10 oz Cotton/Polyester blend
  • Fleece lined hood
  • Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • Generous Fit
Size Chest Width Length
Small 21 28.5
Medium 23 29.5
Large 24.5 30.5
XL 26.5 31.5
2XL 27.5 32.5
3XL 28.5 33.5
I Love Fossil Fuels Hoodie

What’s more comforting than a soft hoodie?

One that not only envelops you in a perfect layer of warmth and happiness but also has a cute little dinosaur on it! It’s definitely hoodie holiday time and the weather couldn’t be more perfect for the ultimate automotive fashion statement.

You want a cottony-fresh thermal barrier between you and nature and you want to profess your love of petroleum-based propulsion to the universe? No problem.

Got a desire to avoid hypothermia while still staying fresh ya death at your cousins backyard nuptials? We got you fam!

Ignore the haters and Say “Hello!” to The I Love Fossil Fuels hoodie, available now. As always, thanks for the support and that irritating “indecent exposure” citation from local law enforcement by wearing FSM gear.

$59.99 each
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