I dig gold. Not the jewelry but the color and the vibe that comes with it. Gold is flashy. Gold gets ya noticed. Gold sticks out like a stripper in church. Gold means you’re going places. Gold is forever.

It’s no coincidence that Blasphemi’s roof is painted gold, with a boatload of metal flake. I smile every time I see it and each time I drive it I feel like I’m headed to space, wheels up and wallet empty. The first time I donned this gold FSM hat 19 random people tried to snatch it off my head the first day. They had gold fever. They may have been in a gang. I escaped.

I made it home just in time to fashion more of my Gold Fever hats just for you. And me. Get yours and get lost out on the open road where the vibes are good and the memories are long.