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  • 6 Panel Design
  • High profile with a 3 3/4" Crown
  • Flat visor
Size Size in Inches
S/M 6 7/8" - 7 1/4"
L/XL 7 1/4" - 7 5/8"
XXL 7 5/8" - 8"
Stealth Edition - FSM Hat

Like a sniper silently rising up out of the early morning fog or a short kid reaching up from under the kitchen table for the first piece of birthday cake, the Stealth Edition FSM hat strikes without warning and then is gone without a trace.

This beautifully designed and expertly crafted protector of the cranium will *not* deflect silver bullets from cutting short an epic adventure, nor will it prevent bullies from taking your cake, but it will deftly apply unto you a renewed sense of self-confidence.

Walk into a room wearing this heralded piece of headwear and savor the double-takes as lesser humans wonder, “Is that a Finnegan Speed and Marine Hat he’s (or she’s) Wearing?” Then, without breaking stride, turn to those fools and emphatically blurt out “ You damn right it is!” Leave the room with a belly full of satisfaction.

Your life is now complete.

$29.99 each
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