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  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
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Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
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3XL 28 33.5
FSM Police Greeter Shirt

When I was a kid, I had a love/hate relationship with math and science classes. I really struggled to learn in school and thought to myself, “Although interesting, I’m never going to use this stuff when I grow up and work on cars.”

Now I routinely laugh at myself whenever I have to Google the formula to figure out the volume of a custom fuel cell that I made in my home garage. I guess if my teachers had taught scientific concepts in applications I could relate to then I’d have been more excited to be there. Or, if the teacher found a way to make me laugh I would have paid more attention in class.

Anyway, I’m still searching for laughs and so this shirt is designed to get a chuckle out of an officer of the law the next time you break the law. I hope.

And because I tend to take things a bit too far, there’s something else interesting beside the message on this shirt that I would give major points to any officer if they spotted it. Lol

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