You’ve tried all those other fad automotive diets talkin bout low calorie carbon fiber this and lightweight titanium that but the result is always the same—an empty wallet, rabbit ear packets, and an unquenchable thirst for better performance and incessant hunger pangs for higher speed.

The expensive gimmicks work fine, but in the long run they just don’t satisfy, so it’s best to get back to basics.

You want more speed? Focus on making more power.

The recipe is stupid easy: Fuel + Air + Spark =internal combustion nirvana and the more of each ingredient you can feed your motor, then the more fun you’re gonna have.

The real party begins when you add copius amounts of high-octane race fuel handed down from the Gods, cold air imported straight from the North Pole, and a spark powerful enough to weld a rhinoceros butt to a manhole cover. You mix that shiz together and you better have John McClane on standby because the party is sure to blow roof off this mofo.

This shirt is a celebration of a time when the car didn’t matter, rather what was under the hood did. Slap this super soft shirt on your back and let fools know what time it is.