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  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
FSM Official Goin’ Out Shirt

We goin’ out tonight, we goin’ out tonight, and that means we wearing nothing but white.
White kicks: Check! FSM Official Goin’ Out Shirt: CHECK!!!

This one is for everyone puttin’ in work all week long and then goin straight ham on the weekend.

It don’t matter if your hoopty is up on blocks like six days a week as long as come Sunday it’s on the boulevard smokin’ and leakin’ every fluid under the sun as you head to a party.

This is the shirt for all occasions that don’t involve getting filthy; birthdays, gender reveals, your Aunt Edna’s fourth wedding to yet another dude named “Bill”, even crashing uppity hippy parties that you aren’t even invited to are all appropriate celebrations for this here cuddly soft shirt.

Be the talk of any social gathering that doesn’t involve cars as total strangers ask what FSM stands for and be sure to tell them it’s an acronym for Flying Spaghetti Monster right before you make a Great Escape!

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