Winter is hard but you’re way harder, like Stallone’s face after 30 years of “touch ups.”

You aint skeered of a little cold weather, especially when you’ve got the FSM Meanie Beanie protecting your dome. It’s comes in Burnt Toast Black and this beanie is soft, comfy and sized to fit even the largest of domes. Get the FSM Meanie Beanie for those random outdoor “black tie” events.