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  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
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Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
FSM Empty Wallet Shirt

If there was ever a scrap of fabric that truly encompassed my lifestyle it’s this one right here.

I’m gonna have fun no matter what the cost and worry about the consequences tomorrow. I like to believe that this shirt not only applies to me, but also you. We are part of a gang, a non-violent, non-denominational gang, but a gang nonetheless. Our gang likes cars, trucks, boats, motorcycles or anything else that we can spend money that we don’t have, to beat people we don’t know, while winning an event that only other car people will care about. And it makes perfect sense to us!

As long as the wheels are up, it doesn’t really matter that the wallet is empty; we’ll do anything to continue hanging the hoops in the air every time we mash the gas pedal.

We will eat off the fast food dollar menu for months to save money for that new speed part only to have another completely different part on our project explode at the finish line in a blaze of mechanical glory! Then it’s back on the Ramen and McNugget express until we fix it and do it all over again. This is the circle of life and it’s not a mystery to our gang. By the way, Blasphemi is currently broken again so buy this shirt and I’ll fix her right up and do more epic wheelies. Lol

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