Next to the 1968 Dodge Charger, the 1961 Cadillac Coupe DeVille has the 2nd greatest taillights ever conceived by mankind for an automobile.

Go ahead, fight me over it. Why am I so confident in my assessment of the Caddy’s posterior, you ask? Well, It’s very simple and I have super-scientific evidence to prove my claim is not only correct but also right, too.

A. This particular model of Cadillac has the best booty ever! It’s so big it can be seen from space.

B. From the rear the Caddy looks like it has rocket boosters and what’s cooler than a rocket-powered car? Nothing!

And 3. One look and I was hooked! The visual stimulation of observing this car glide down the highway is literally what makes me want to drive a 1961 Cadillac Coupe DeVille 200 mph.

To recap: 1961 Cadillac Coupe DeVille taillights are phenomenal, the booty is epic, and I want to go really fast in mine. Now that you have succumbed to my way of thinking, buy this shirt. It’s soft, cuddly and has the best part of a 1961 Cadillac Coupe DeVille on the back.