America is celebrating its 250th birthday on July 4, 2026 and I couldn’t be more excited.

Our country has over 340 million freedom-loving drivers mobbing across 4.1 million miles of road in cars, trucks, RVs and motorcycles. A lot of these vehicles are not stock. Many are capable of spinning tires that’ll make enough smoke to set off fire alarms.

Ya wanna know why? It’s because America’s chief export is Whoohoo! American’s won’t settle for an average size steak or tiny engines producing meager amounts of horsepower. We live for tomahawk ribeyes and 1000ci Hemis!

We love big butts, huge trucks and even bigger parties, which is why I’m dropping the ultimate cotton expression of Americana, the Bald Eagles and Burnouts shirt. Just in time for America’s birthday, you can show the world that you, too, live for rock concerts, spinnin tires, and birds you can’t mess with.