The new and improved “Double Duct Tape Edition” Jerry Rigg shirt will not repel fire, brimstone, hateraid, antifreeze, antimatter, solvent or any other common household cleaners. It won’t even protect your body from the harmful effects of ketchup.

However, this soft, cuddly yet, manly garment will exponentially increase your chances of being discovered by the opposite sex, a television producer, aliens, and Indiana Jones*. If it’s time to purchase a new goin’ out shirt for your man, woman, husband, wife, daughter, father, mother or your weird uncle Harold, then consider gifting the latest and greatest Jerry Rigg Duct Tape Edition now available. Thanks for your support!

-Finnegan

*Except for in that one movie with Shia LeBeuf. The only thing Indy discovered in that movie is that Shia might be cray cray!