You know what’s cool? Not trying to be cool. You know what’s cooler than not trying to be cool? The other side of the pillow! And do you know how to achieve that “other side of the pillow” feeling every time you slide inside your ride? Make sure it’s something nobody else has.

Of course you can spend all the money and begin your build with something popular but why do that when the automotive universe is full of so much potential? I believe there is no such thing as an uncool car as long as the right minds are behind the build.

I will rock anything and it doesn’t matter if a Ford Pinto, Mom’s Minivan, a Geo Metro or a school bus.

The perfect project vehicle is one that speaks to you and often you need to look no further to find your next project car than your weird uncle Billy’s frontyard, Grandma’s garage, or your delinquent sister who has a tracking device strapped to who leg and can’t drive for the next 5-7 years. 5-7 is plenty of time to turn her Nissan Altima into a fire-breathing, neck-breaking racer without a winning lottery ticket backing the build. Plus, who the hell builds an Altima? You do, you automotive genius!

This shirt is for you because you know that Everything is a Racecar if You Try Hard Enough.